
Creepy Cuisine
An
artful arrangement of ingredients aided by imaginative titles
transforms ordinary food into disgusting treats such as, "Pus
Pockets" (pita stuffed with cheese, baked, slit, and squeezed)
and "Worms au Gratin" (spaghetti and noodles). While
some children will only browse through the book to exclaim at
the yucky fare, those who try the recipes will find that they
contain sensible advice, beginning with safety tips, cooking
terms, measurements, and clean-up hints.
Gross
Grub
User-friendly
recipes that call for ordinary and usually nutritious ingredients;
the end products taste good but look completely disgusting.
The sections include Unappetizers, Septic Salads & Scummy
Soups, Main Curses, Filthy Fluids, and Squeamish Sweets. Individual
recipes include Boogers-on-a-Stick, Slab o' Scabs, Diaper Dumps
Porridge, Veggie Vomit, Puked-Up Potatoes, Cat Litter Casserole,
and Blackberry Blackheads.
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Creepy Cookies
From
palatable Pus Poppers to bewitching Blood Clot Chewies, here
is everything beginner bakers need to present perfectly disgusting
and gruesome goodies to friends and family. The ultimate compendium
of scary sweets-- over twenty recipes and hideous suggestions
for how to present these gross, gut-wrenching treats. But don't
be fooled by these repulsive recipes--they all taste totally
yummy. Fully illustrated in black-and-white with instructive
and humorous line drawings, Creepy Cookies is the ultimate
guide to festering finger food!
Gross
Goodies
Provides recipes for such sweets as earwax on
a swab, brain transplants, road-kill bar cookies, and blood
clot cake, Used Bandages, Baby's Dirty Diapers, e Diarrhea
Delights, Crusty Booger Balls, Congealed Cat Guts, Bessie's
Homemade Cow Pie, Dead Rat Cupcakes, Chocolate
Armpit Hairs, Bloody Nose Soup, Dead Roach Torte Surprise.
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