Ain't He A Handsome Devil

He comes from a good family. He has a dream job and makes more money than most
people can even imagine. He dresses OK, after all, when you have that much money it's easy
to get fashion advice. He's friends with heads of state and celebrities alike, and often
gets invited to all the best parties in many different cities around the world.

Sounds a little too perfect? Well there are a few small matters yet to be settled,
but nothing to worry your pretty little head about.

He never finished college, but since he's become so successful who really cares except for the
Harvard fundraisers hopeful to suck their alumni for all they're worth. Sure he's a total
hypocrite, and despite his own lack of formal education has stated he won't hire someone without
a college degree, but hey, it's the '90's--gotta stay in line with the competition, right? No matter
that he's being investigated by the Justice Department, it's nothing serious--all just a time-stalling
ploy to make sure that the competition doesn't have time to recover before the next product release.

Blinded by dollar signs and good PR reps perhaps? Well don't be fooled by this wolf in sheep's
clothing. If you think you can ride to the Gates of Heaven on this one, you are dead wrong.

Not only will he not take you to where you want to go today, but he'll make you follow his
modus operandi of transportation (no matter that you have your own) then Bill you
for the licensing fee for the technology it took to get you there

He is the Anti-Christ! Run!!!!!!!

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