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First Person Singular

Slowly, you and he engage in an embrace. You gaze into his eyes and notice
a far-away look there. If you think he's dreaming about a trip to Paris for
two, take of those pinkish glasses and just face the truth already.

The love of your life, is, in reality, looking into the mirror behind you so he can
admire his reflection (for the 85th time that day, of course) He doesn't need to
ask the magic mirror; he just knows that he is the fairest one of all.

Ever notice how you alway go where he wants to go--and with his friends? Not
only doesn't he know about your interests, he doesn't care. Don't be alarmed if he
seems uninterested during a conversation. He is merely listening to that inner
voice that keeps repeating, "You handsome devil, you."

Mr. Me's theme song is Look Out for number one, and he will do exactly that.
A relationship with him is doomed. No one can ever love him
more than he already loves himself.

He will expect you to jump into bed with him (after all, why wouldn't you?)
If you're smart, you'll refuse. No woman needs a guy who deep in the throes of
intense passion will scream out his own name and then glance at himself in the
bedside mirror just to make sure he looks good doing it.

He truly believes that he is God's gift to women. I wonder if God takes returns?