Valentine's Day : Humorous Gifts

Friends and lovers will laugh and be touched by these Unusual, Humorous, Romantic & Gag Gifts for Valentine's Day.

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Violin Virtuoso

Be a classical musician faster than you can say, "Yeah, baby!" You'll woo their world when you start playing "You Are My Sunshine" with this most special violin. As you draw the bow across the strings this digital little wonder will play all the right notes. You can even control the duration of each note. The Instant Virtuoso electronic violin works with two AA batteries (included) and features a total of eight timeless classics for you to perform.

Sexy underwear meets the Classics- a perfect gift for those who like their clothing to make a statement. Or who want to look smart! Whether it's humor or romance, who could possibly say it any better than the Bard himself...

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Shakespeare Richard III "Off With His Head "-Classic Ladies Thong Panty More Irreverent & Romantic Shakespeare Thong Panties

Shakespeare Much Ado About Nothing "Bachelor" -Men's Boxer Shorts More Irreverent & Romantic Shakespeare Boxer Shorts

Bed of Roses
Scented Silk Rose Petals

There has never been a more treasured symbol of love than the rose, and now you can spread them around your bedroom to your heart's desire. To make your fantasy even more special, you can re-live it anytime, since these petals never die! Our special gift set includes over 100 scented fabric rose petals for sprinkling all over the room, 4 tea lights to cast a romantic glow, and a very special invitation card.

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Deluxe Bed of Roses -
Silk Rose Petals, Message Oil, Bath, Satin Bag, and Tealight Set

The Supermarket Sorceress's Sexy Hexes Find out how: -Peas, capers and onions can save your marriage -Lime, fresh mint and sweet vermouth can induce sexual ecstasy -Figs and cucumbers can help you get even with your ex -Corn silk, olive oil, red wine and matches can help you attract the man of your dreams -Carnations and a bubble bath can heal a heartbreak -Two magical words can ensure that you find the right mate. More Love Spells	Marriage Counselor Put an end to those pesky marital problems before they start. Just one pull of the lever gets you a random reminder of things to do that are sure to keep the spark in a marriage. The wheel offers 10 different humorous, yet helpful, illustrated suggestions, as the playful characters provide a scenario for each. Makes a great gift for newlyweds.	The Love Spell Box : 30 Potent Spells to Enhance Your Love Life The Love Spells Box will solve most dilemmas in the mysterious world of love. Every card carries a love prediction and accompanying spell. The companion book details the motives and effects of casting particular spells whether divining the outcome of an affair of the heart, improving a current relationship, or enticing true love. Similar to tarot systems, the book fully describes each card's meaning and impact and advises how to cast the appropriate spell in order to achieve your goal. More Love Spells
Musical Candle Should you seek a romantic dinner with candlelight sound,   This aroma therapeutic candle is what you've found. Scented of rose and colored of pink, You can't go wrong, I should think. Simply ignite the wick, then step back and stand free,  This candle plays "You light up my life" in CD quality. more candles	Wedding Time Capsule This heartwarming 21-piece gift set comes with everything needed to create an absolutely unforgettable treasure. Remember the headlines, trends, popular culture, and those special individuals who were there to share the events of your first year as husband and wife. Newlyweds fill the Wedding Time Capsule with memorabilia from the day and year of their marriage. This timeless keepsake is then sealed and not opened until a special anniversary, years in the future.	Romantic Magnetic Poetry As lethal as a quiver of cupids arrow it's Romantic Magnetic Poetry. This kit comes with over 300 magnetic words and icons to choose from. Compose your message on any steel surface for your main squeeze to see. Imagine when they feast their eyes on your poetic charm and effort, you'll surely win their heart once again. more romantic poetry
Sexy Suds Glow Bubble Bath This glow-in-the-dark bubble bath will put you in the mood! One container provides two glowing baths.	Bathtub Love Hi-Jink Game Each bubble is filled with four actions that vary from playful to naughty. Game includes 10 bubbles, 40 waterproof game pieces, and 2 oz. of bubble bath. More Valentine's Day Gifts: Bath & Body	Pink Champagne Bubble Bath Real California champagne in a light strawberry fragrance transforms this very concentrated bubble bath into a total bathing experience.
Love Me Tender Music Rose Mother Nature, the Queen, and Elvis Presley, the King, have come together for the first time to produce The Music Rose. A musical13-inch, long stem rose that plays one of the all time favorite romantic tunes… "Love Me Tender." The Music Rose will surely enchant the intended recipient leaving the question who could be that sweet? more flowers	Love Magic Mug The magic happens once any hot liquid is poured into the Love Mug...the  silhouette of the two lovers on the lake metamorphously changes into those most magical words, I Love You This unique mug resets itself once it cools, (imagine-- no batteries needed... how about that!) and is dishwasher and micro-wave safe.	Betty Boop Trinket Box Betty Boop and her puppy, Pudgy, are featured on this ceramic trinket box. Plays "I Wanna Be Loved by You". More Music & Jewelry Boxes
3 Hour Original Video Fireplace Chocolate-Dipped Wine Bottle More Valentine's Day Candy & Chocolate Goodies	Passion Throw Game Includes a 4 ft. x 5 ft. throw blanket game board, two satin playing pieces, and a large foam die. More Sexy Games for Couples	Naughty but Nice! Fortune Cookies Treat them to a little bit of sweet with just the right amount of naughty. Chinese-take-out-style container holds 8 fortune cookies concealing "fortunes" that are a little naughty, but mostly nice. Surprise them with the insertion of your own customized message in our 3 ½" eye-catching silver-plated fortune cookie with hinged opening. More Valentine's Day Cookie Gifts

Feng Shui
Good Luck Ornaments

Imported from Japan these palm size, colorful kitties are what's called Feng Shui Ornaments (meaning that bring good fortune) They are made of high quality ceramic and are hand painted!  

Placing the...

Yellow ornament in the part of the room that faces WEST
will bring you good fortune in finance!

Red ornament in the part of the room that faces EAST
will bring you good fortune in business!

White ornament in the part of the room that faces NORTH EAST
will purify to bring you good health!

Green ornament in the part of the room that faces SOUTH
will give you strength in academics!

Pink ornament in the part of the room that faces SOUTH EAST
will bring you happiness in love!

Black ornament in the part of the room that faces NORTH
will help to ward off all evil!

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